Earlier today I wanted to be the Divine King of grasshoppers so I went into the woods and massacred about 50 something grasshoppers. This provoked the king who turned out to be George Lopez dressed as a grasshopper to come out and face me.He began his assault by telling unimaginative jokes but I countered by cutting him down in a hail of bullets. He had more rounds than a bar full of Mexicans after pay day.
Now that I am the Divine King of the grasshoppers I can stop typing this entry.
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