Buffalo6

Yes, it's true that I have not updated because I wanted the post count to remain at 111. I suffer from a condition where certain numbers or colors or combinations* simply MUST exist for a period of time. I have tried to combat this condition but I must wait another 11 days before giving it another shot. But, I've decided that it was unfair for this non-living mass of digitized information to simply forget all about feeding it, so I am here for the purpose of giving it a literary enema.

That's something I aim to do every now and then, word suppositories. Not sure if I spelled that correctly but if I didn't nobody would notice anyhow. Four people in total have ever read anything on this online journal, well around four. Newer people and things have come about just in time to know me during my second ice age. The furnace was damaged during a trip to a place I hate and I have yet to circulate nuclear hot heat to the rest of my being an aspects. I prayed to a god with an Elephant's head and drank the blood of the Egyptian cat goddess, so soon I will either be back on the right track or will be driven completely goddamned insane. In either case it should not be boring. * Why is it showing that "combinations" is a misspelled word? Can nouns not be plural? I think this is another case of pedantry perpetrated by prolonged procrastination by pissant programmers. Busy writing codes of pixilated sex were we?! I have a hammer I want to fuck your skull with... people... I haven't met... and who may not even be there.

Good god was Bast's blood collected during "the curse?" Even cat goddesses who predate Christianity are subject to the twisted plan of Jehovah. Hopefully this is not the case though. Not just for women the world over but for myself. I lied when I said becoming insane would be just as good as getting back on track. I want to get back on track! If I'm insane I'll lose what little focus I have left and will wind up spending most of my time knitting a sweater that's not there. "THAT'S WOMAN'S WORK" says the invisible misogynist... I like it when it's quiet. Well, quiet besides the ringing in my ear.

In other news, this is the first time I've ever had a title for a post picked out before finishing the words. Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. Perfect sense.